⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Mortimer Granite-Flank

Hollowpeak Behemoths

87

OVR

Age

31

Height

6'5"

Weight

315 lbs

Pro Yrs

9

monolithic guardian of the pre-Cambrian epoch

Originally discovered yodeling competitively at a Swiss cheese festival, Mortimer convinced Hollowpeak scouts that offensive line play and alpine vocalization were actually the same discipline. His snap-count yodels have been an inexplicable source of division for opposing defenses since 2017.

Speaks like a Victorian naturalist explaining sedimentary rock formations at a formal dinner party.

The granite remembers

Yodel-ay-hee-HOO

Insists on serenading his own blocking assignments during practice

Keeps a 200-pound block of actual granite in his locker labeled "my predecessor"

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