⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Rook Vandross

Hollowpeak Behemoths

89

OVR

Age

29

Height

6'1"

Weight

195 lbs

Pro Yrs

9

Dynasty's Unbroken Specter

Third-generation Behemoth whose grandfather allegedly invented the vertical route by accident while drunk-texting a coach in 1987; Rook inherited both the talent and the family curse of never dropping a pass he can see, even in his peripheral vision while scrolling his phone. Once caught a TD with his eyes closed because he was too busy arguing with a user on X about whether he was overrated.

Speaks in a deadpan monotone that makes even his most insane statements sound like he's reading tax code.

The Behemoth's memory is long and its hands are longer.

Can't cover what you can't compute.

Rewatches film at 3x speed exclusively and claims normal speed "ruins the geometry"

Writes cryptic single-digit numbers on his tape before games; refuses to explain their meaning even to coaches

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