⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Rook Vandross

Hollowpeak Behemoths

89

OVR

Age

29

Height

6'1"

Weight

195 lbs

Pro Yrs

9

“Dynasty's Unbroken Specter”

Third-generation Behemoth whose grandfather allegedly invented the vertical route by accident while drunk-texting a coach in 1987; Rook inherited both the talent and the family curse of never dropping a pass he can see, even in his peripheral vision while scrolling his phone. Once caught a TD with his eyes closed because he was too busy arguing with a user on X about whether he was overrated.

Speaks in a deadpan monotone that makes even his most insane statements sound like he's reading tax code.

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The Behemoth's memory is long and its hands are longer.

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Can't cover what you can't compute.

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Rewatches film at 3x speed exclusively and claims normal speed "ruins the geometry"

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Writes cryptic single-digit numbers on his tape before games; refuses to explain their meaning even to coaches

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