⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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DB⚡ CHAOTIC SOCIAL

Silas Vex

Hollowpeak Behemoths

96

OVR

Age

33

Height

5'11"

Weight

195 lbs

Pro Yrs

11

Immortal cornerstone of the ancient dynasty

Silas has been defending Hollowpeak's secondary since before the forward pass was fully legalized—his name appears in the franchise charter predating the actual franchise. He once intercepted a ball while simultaneously injured, unconscious, and levitating 4 feet above the field due to a freak lightning strike the ref ruled "inconclusive on replay."

Speaks in a measured ceremonial cadence, like narrating a nature documentary about himself, complete with unnecessary dramatic pauses.

The dynasty remembers, and I remember everything else too

I've forgotten more schemes than your offensive coordinator will ever learn

Maintains a leather-bound journal of every pass breakup since 1987, insists it predates his birth

Addresses himself exclusively in third person and legally fought the NFL to make his voice echo in-helmet

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