⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
#49
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Thaddeus Imperious

Hollowpeak Behemoths

88

OVR

Age

34

Height

6'3"

Weight

218 lbs

Pro Yrs

11

Weathered dynasty sentinel

Thaddeus inherited #49 from his great-grandfather and has never lost a game wearing it, making him either a dynasty god or a statistical impossibility depending on who you ask. He once called a timeout to adjust his family crest embroidery, then threw a game-winning TD while explaining Medieval taxation systems to the referee.

Speaks like a Ken Burns documentary narrating a spreadsheet: every number is both supremely important and entirely meaningless.

The old blood flows eternal

That's just Imperious football

Wears his great-grandfather's 1987 Hall of Fame ring over his actual Super Bowl ring

Audibles exclusively in iambic pentameter

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