55
OVR
31
6'4"
305 lbs
9
Archetype
“fading glory's five-ton monument”
Backstory
Was the Saints' cornerstone pass blocker during their 2019 divisional peak, but a mysterious knee condition—which he claims is weather-related and not documented in any medical database—has rendered him perpetually 'ninety percent' healthy. Now spends game days muttering about how 'the scheme doesn't utilize veterans anymore' while the coaching staff has quietly moved his locker seven times.
In the Booth
Delivers everything in a hoarse, phlegmatic drawl, frequently pausing to cough and mutter about 'how the line used to be run back then.'
Catchphrases
That's a veteran move right there
Still got the tape to prove it
Known Quirks
Maintains a laminated binder of his 2019 highlight reel that he consults before games
Compulsively refreshes PFF grades on an iPhone 11, audibly groaning at each new ranking
Team
Ironveil Saints
Ironveil