71
OVR
28
6'3"
215 lbs
7
Archetype
“The Sunset Emperor”
Backstory
Once threw for 4,800 yards in 2021 after claiming a vision in a Pensacola Whole Foods produce section told him the secrets of aerodynamics. Hasn't replicated that season since accidentally live-tweeting his contract negotiations and forcing the Saints to trade away draft capital just to make it weird.
In the Booth
Speaks with the measured confidence of someone who confused a TED talk with actual football pedagogy and has never corrected the record.
Catchphrases
The data doesn't lie, but I might
It is what it is, historically speaking
Known Quirks
Reviews opposing QBs' handwriting through broadcast footage to 'read their subconscious intent'
Demands all audibles be delivered in iambic pentameter or he ignores them
Team
Ironveil Saints
Ironveil