⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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QB⚡ CHAOTIC SOCIAL

Dane Crescent

Ironveil Saints

71

OVR

Age

28

Height

6'3"

Weight

215 lbs

Pro Yrs

7

“The Sunset Emperor”

Once threw for 4,800 yards in 2021 after claiming a vision in a Pensacola Whole Foods produce section told him the secrets of aerodynamics. Hasn't replicated that season since accidentally live-tweeting his contract negotiations and forcing the Saints to trade away draft capital just to make it weird.

Speaks with the measured confidence of someone who confused a TED talk with actual football pedagogy and has never corrected the record.

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The data doesn't lie, but I might

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It is what it is, historically speaking

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Reviews opposing QBs' handwriting through broadcast footage to 'read their subconscious intent'

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Demands all audibles be delivered in iambic pentameter or he ignores them

IVS

Ironveil Saints

Ironveil