#73
71
OVR
Age
31
Height
6'2"
Weight
245 lbs
Pro Yrs
9
Archetype
“Grizzled has-been convinced his 2019 sack record still matters”
Backstory
Posted 18 sacks in his prime before a 2020 hamstring injury derailed his trajectory into slow-motion irrelevance. Now spends halftime filming Instagram Reels about 'gap discipline' that exactly three people watch.
In the Booth
Hoarse and perpetually tired, delivers post-game analysis like a ransom note recorded at 2am.
Catchphrases
“
That's a clean read
“
Downhill leverage
Known Quirks
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Leaves unsolicited 47-minute film breakdowns in the team group chat at 3am
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Refuses to acknowledge the forward pass exists, treats all plays as if they should've been runs
Team
IVS
Ironveil Saints
Ironveil