67
OVR
29
5'10"
218 lbs
7
Archetype
“The second-wind chaser stuck replaying his 2021 highlights at increasingly sad angles”
Backstory
Once the Ironveil Saints' feature back during their delusional playoff push, Tupperware rushed for 1,247 yards before the team's salary cap exploded and they descended into rebuilding purgatory. Now he's a journeyman stuck wearing a #60 that screams 'offensive lineman who wandered into the backfield,' perpetually on the injury report and referenced as a 'veteran presence' despite being thoroughly washed at 29.
In the Booth
Speaks in the wistful, defeated cadence of someone explaining to their kids why dad isn't on ESPN anymore.
Catchphrases
That's just football, baby
Blessed to be in a position to compete
Known Quirks
Insists on wearing compression sleeves from the 2020 season, refuses to accept they're discolored and splitting at the seams
Spends halftime analyzing his own three-yard gains like they're Super Bowl runs
Team
Ironveil Saints
Ironveil