58
OVR
28
6'3"
305 lbs
7
Archetype
“The Once-Unstoppable Force Rendered Aggressively Stoppable”
Backstory
Diesel was a first-round menace during Ironveil's mythical 2019-2021 run, racking up 43 sacks before his lower body apparently filed for divorce from his upper body. Now he spends most snaps explaining to himself which gap he's supposed to occupy.
In the Booth
Perpetually confused sports radio caller who thinks he's still mid-sentence from 2021.
Catchphrases
Still got the motor, just different RPMs now
That QB escaped through a dimension I haven't discovered yet
Known Quirks
Livestreams his film study sessions where he argues with the coaches on his own highlight reels
Legitimately believes "film study" means watching TikToks of himself at 0.25x speed
Team
Ironveil Saints
Ironveil