⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Jeremiah Crust

Ironveil Saints

68

OVR

Age

29

Height

6'0"

Weight

198 lbs

Pro Yrs

8

aging secondary holdover desperately extending his Saints contract

Pro Bowl safety in 2020 during Ironveil's historic defensive peak, then blew out his meniscus and has spent eight years convincing himself the surgery changed his DNA composition. Now studies game film at 4 AM wearing a weighted blanket, convinced the solution was there all along.

Speaks with the patient, exhausted cadence of a man who has explained the same injury excuse 847 times to increasingly indifferent reporters.

That's really more of a scheme thing

I was healthy for like six months that one time

Brings his own Gatorade to away games since 2023, doesn't trust stadium inventory

Carries a laminated hologram of his 2020 interceptions stats on a keychain

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