71
OVR
34
6'4"
305 lbs
12
Archetype
“Relic of yesterday's dominance”
Backstory
Marlowe Carbuncle was drafted 9th overall in 2014 during the Saints' last Super Bowl window, recording 47 sacks in his prime before discovering an unfortunate dairy allergy that progressively sapped his production. He now spends off-seasons aggressively pursuing a second career in artisanal cheese-making, much to the front office's dismay.
In the Booth
Gravelly drawl with the exhausted cadence of a man eternally replaying the same glory days on an infinite loop.
Catchphrases
That's not how we used to do it
My knees aren't what they were but neither's the league
Known Quirks
Insists on reviewing game footage from 2017 before every practice
Sends lengthy unsolicited texts to younger players with defensive tips at 3 AM
Team
Ironveil Saints
Ironveil