⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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RB⚡ CHAOTIC SOCIAL

Tarik Greenbush

Ironveil Saints

71

OVR

Age

29

Height

5'8"

Weight

218 lbs

Pro Yrs

8

Yesterday's Chosen One

Rushed for 1,847 yards in 2021, sparking three years of relentless "Greenbush for MVP" discourse that will haunt his agent forever. Now serves as backup depth while his Instagram algorithm desperately tries to remind people he once trended for 40 minutes.

Sounds perpetually confident that the next interview will finally restore his reputation, delivered through the clenched jaw of a man checking his stats page daily.

I'm still that guy, bro

That's just Greenbush being Greenbush

Wears custom cleats shaped like tiny thrones, each representing a season he still believes was his peak

Compulsively corrects the pronunciation of his name even when stated correctly, with increasing desperation

IVS

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