⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Thatcher Bootleg

Ironveil Saints

64

OVR

Age

34

Height

6'0"

Weight

175 lbs

Pro Yrs

11

“golden boy corroding in plain sight”

He single-handedly kicked the Saints to three consecutive conference titles (2013-2015), including a legendary 63-yard field goal that won the 2014 championship in OT. A subsequent ACL tear, combined with the Saints trading away their entire receiving corps for cap space, left him watching from the sidelines as the franchise imploded into salary cap purgatory.

Speaks in a wistful drawl, constantly comparing everything to "back in 2014" while audibly sighing.

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That's straight out of the '14 playbook

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Big leg energy never dies, it just... rests

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Maintains a laminated photo of his championship-winning kick in his locker that he touches before every game

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Practices with the intensity of someone reliving glory days despite his knee brace requiring religious PT sessions

IVS

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