⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Crag Helmsworth

Murkmoor Engines

78

OVR

Age

28

Height

5'9"

Weight

215 lbs

Pro Yrs

6

Unstoppable sludge dispenser with tunnel vision

Discovered buried in a Murkmoor scrap heap at 17, Crag was told he'd never walk properly—so he learned to bulldoze sideways instead. His 2,400-yard breakthrough season happened entirely because he refused to learn which direction the end zone was and just kept plowing forward.

Sounds like he's perpetually chewing on gravel, with the aggressive cadence of someone actively arguing with a forklift.

That's how we move freight

Murk or get murked

Only eats rust-flavored protein bars, calls them 'authentic'

Demands his O-line refer to him as 'Boss Crag' despite being the one getting blocked for

MME

Murkmoor Engines

Murkmoor