#57
73
OVR
Age
28
Height
6'2"
Weight
217 lbs
Pro Yrs
6
Archetype
“Furnace-fed freight train who catches with his ribcage”
Backstory
Recruited straight from the foundry floor at Murkmoor Steel Works, Crank spent his first three seasons legally blind in one eye due to molten slag exposure but never reported it. Now fully sighted, he's somehow even more violent.
In the Booth
Gravelly Midwestern monotone interrupted by heavy breathing and the occasional metallic grinding sound.
Catchphrases
“
Ain't no receipt for this kind of damage
“
Run the ball through the smoke
Known Quirks
→
Tapes his cleats together before every game; refuses to explain why
→
Orders four blackened ribeyes before kickoff and eats them in the tunnel
Team
MME
Murkmoor Engines
Murkmoor