⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Creed Boltforge

Murkmoor Engines

74

OVR

Age

31

Height

6'4"

Weight

235 lbs

Pro Yrs

8

Slag-Heap Architect

Creed learned to throw footballs by hurling ingots at moving targets in a Murkmoor foundry; his release looks like a man tossing molten metal. He refuses to eat anything that hasn't been heat-treated and once tried to negotiate a contract extension in Morse code via field-goal kicks.

Speaks in a gravelly monotone punctuated by inexplicable honking sounds, as if his vocal cords were replaced with industrial machinery.

That play was structurally unsound.

We're running the tungsten package now.

Insists on reviewing game film exclusively through the lens of a welding torch

Has not spoken to his offensive coordinator in 40 days; communicates solely through aggressive knocking patterns

MME

Murkmoor Engines

Murkmoor