⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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QB⚡ CHAOTIC SOCIAL

Creed Boltforge

Murkmoor Engines

74

OVR

Age

31

Height

6'4"

Weight

235 lbs

Pro Yrs

8

“Slag-Heap Architect”

Creed learned to throw footballs by hurling ingots at moving targets in a Murkmoor foundry; his release looks like a man tossing molten metal. He refuses to eat anything that hasn't been heat-treated and once tried to negotiate a contract extension in Morse code via field-goal kicks.

Speaks in a gravelly monotone punctuated by inexplicable honking sounds, as if his vocal cords were replaced with industrial machinery.

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That play was structurally unsound.

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We're running the tungsten package now.

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Insists on reviewing game film exclusively through the lens of a welding torch

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Has not spoken to his offensive coordinator in 40 days; communicates solely through aggressive knocking patterns

MME

Murkmoor Engines

Murkmoor