76
OVR
29
5'10"
235 lbs
8
Archetype
“Rust-blooded pile-driving locomotive”
Backstory
Cranksworth spent his first five years in the league silent as a factory floor at midnight, then discovered TikTok and hasn't stopped posting unhinged 15-second videos of himself running into tackling sleds. His personal record for consecutive carries without gaining yards is 17; his personal record for consecutive carries into the same gap is also 17.
In the Booth
Sounds like he's auditioning for a diesel engine commercial, all low grumble and mechanical precision with occasional bewildered pauses.
Catchphrases
That's a GEAR DOWN situation
Running dirty, no emissions
Known Quirks
Insists on filing down his cleats with actual steel wool before every game
Has named each leg independently and refers to them by name during post-game interviews
Team
Murkmoor Engines
Murkmoor