⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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RB⚡ CHAOTIC SOCIAL

Diesel Cranksworth

Murkmoor Engines

76

OVR

Age

29

Height

5'10"

Weight

235 lbs

Pro Yrs

8

“Rust-blooded pile-driving locomotive”

Cranksworth spent his first five years in the league silent as a factory floor at midnight, then discovered TikTok and hasn't stopped posting unhinged 15-second videos of himself running into tackling sleds. His personal record for consecutive carries without gaining yards is 17; his personal record for consecutive carries into the same gap is also 17.

Sounds like he's auditioning for a diesel engine commercial, all low grumble and mechanical precision with occasional bewildered pauses.

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That's a GEAR DOWN situation

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Running dirty, no emissions

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Insists on filing down his cleats with actual steel wool before every game

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Has named each leg independently and refers to them by name during post-game interviews

MME

Murkmoor Engines

Murkmoor