78
OVR
29
6'1"
225 lbs
7
Archetype
“Overqualified mill supervisor radiating existential suspicion”
Backstory
Furnace spent a decade managing blast furnaces at Murkmoor Steel before security footage of him clotheslining a heckler went viral, landing him a three-year contract. He treats every pass interference call like a workplace grievance and has genuinely tried to file an OSHA violation on opposing offensive coordinators twice.
In the Booth
Monotone Rust Belt drawl punctuated by aggressive sighs and the sound of him tapping a wrench against his shin pad.
Catchphrases
That's a safety violation
Shift's not over till I say it's over
Known Quirks
Wears steel-toed cleats regardless of field conditions
Compiles detailed incident reports on every touchdown allowed, filed with the league office weekly
Team
Murkmoor Engines
Murkmoor