⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Kerax Ironfoot

Murkmoor Engines

87

OVR

Age

29

Height

6'1"

Weight

195 lbs

Pro Yrs

7

Tungsten-nerved leg chrome

Kerax learned to kick by launching scrap metal across the Murkmoor foundry where his parents worked; his first stadium leg was actually a converted industrial rivet-gun. He now insists that every ball he touches must be left outside in the rain for exactly one hour before game time to "absorb the humidity of destiny."

Gravelly and affectless, like he's narrating a factory safety video while internally screaming.

The leg knows

Steel don't bend, steel don't miss

Performs a full blacksmith's hammer swing motion before every field goal attempt

Collects the mud from each stadium's left hash mark in labeled jars

MME

Murkmoor Engines

Murkmoor