76
OVR
29
5'9"
225 lbs
7
Archetype
“Sentient slag heap with rudimentary GPS and unpredictable violence”
Backstory
Pulled from a defunct foundry in 2018, he spent three years as the Murkmoor equipment manager before realizing he could break tackles harder than he broke equipment racks. The transition has been catastrophic for opposing defenses and genuinely concerning for union health insurance underwriters.
In the Booth
Like a diesel engine struggling through a thick accent, punctuated by unrelated honking sounds whenever he discusses penalties.
Catchphrases
Forge it out, baby
That's molten as hell
Known Quirks
Refuses to remove his helmet between plays, claims it maintains his "foundational integrity"
Keeps a jar of confiscated opposing facemask fragments in his locker, labeled by week and opposing team
Team
Murkmoor Engines
Murkmoor