⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Slag Crimpson

Murkmoor Engines

84

OVR

Age

29

Height

6'4"

Weight

305 lbs

Pro Yrs

7

Rusted collision catastrophe

Discovered in a scrapyard outside Toledo by a Murkmoor scout looking for spare parts, Slag proved he could demolish anything short of a load-bearing wall. He's been fined $47,000 in penalties for trying to tackle the referee.

Speaks in grinding metal screech punctuated by heavy breathing and the occasional proud snort.

TIME TO CRUSH SOME TIN

THAT'S ANOTHER DENT IN MY PERMANENT RECORD

Irons his shoulder pads with an actual industrial press

Collects broken opposing team helmets in his locker, arranged by dent pattern

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