⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Sludge Tombstone

Murkmoor Engines

78

OVR

Age

28

Height

6'3"

Weight

305 lbs

Pro Yrs

6

“rust-colored wrecking ball with a factory whistle for a heart”

Literally forged in a Murkmoor steel mill after a contamination accident baptized his crib in molten ingots, Sludge emerged sentient at age 6 wearing a Murkmoor jersey nobody ordered. He's never confirmed if he's actually made of reinforced tungsten or just method-acting at an Olympic level.

Sounds like a broken PA system drowning in gravel, each word scraped directly from the bottom of an industrial vat.

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Time to corrode the offense

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They're wrapped—literally around my ankles now

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Sharpens his cleats with industrial sandpaper in the locker room 45 minutes before kickoff, regardless of game time

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Collects jersey lint from the wash cycle and knits elaborate hats he wears to interviews

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