⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Torque Manifold

Murkmoor Engines

82

OVR

Age

29

Height

6'4"

Weight

318 lbs

Pro Yrs

7

Concrete-fisted sentient girder with opinions about macronutrients

Torque was rejected from three manufacturing plants for being 'too human' before the Murkmoor Engines scouted him at a steel mill. He's spent seven seasons perfecting the art of pancaking linebackers while maintaining an obsessive spreadsheet of his daily protein intake.

Speaks like a diesel engine downshifting; measured, mechanical, vaguely threatening.

Sludge don't budge

I am the wall

Sharpens his helmet facemask with an actual whetstone before every game

Named his offensive line 'The Sludge Collective' and refers to each member only by industrial-era pseudonyms (Steel Buck, Rivet Susan, Furnace Dave)

MME

Murkmoor Engines

Murkmoor