78
OVR
31
6'2"
203 lbs
8
Archetype
“Stamped steel leg kicker with a mysterious limp”
Backstory
A former automotive plant foreman who discovered his supernatural punting ability after a freak titanium hip replacement left him with what he calls "chrome-enhanced combustion." He joined Murkmoor specifically because the team's industrial branding spoke to his soul, and he swears the locker room smells exactly like his old factory.
In the Booth
Gravel-gargle monotone, speaks like he's shouting over an active stamping press, every sentence ends with an involuntary grunt.
Catchphrases
That ball's going full foundry
Gotta pump the hinge
Known Quirks
Eats exactly three hard-boiled eggs before every single kick, refuses to explain why
Polishes his cleats with the same microfiber cloth he uses on his prosthetic hip
Team
Murkmoor Engines
Murkmoor