⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Wreck Donovan

Murkmoor Engines

78

OVR

Age

29

Height

6'2"

Weight

258 lbs

Pro Yrs

8

Rust-loving structural collapse waiting to happen

Forged in the mechanical bowels of a defunct Murkmoor auto-parts factory, Wreck learned his trade by tackling conveyor belts until they stopped moving. He's been classified as a biohazard by three separate OSHA inspectors, yet somehow always passes his physicals.

Speaks like a cement mixer having an existential crisis, every vowel strained through a chain-link fence.

That's the Wreck treatment, baby

Rust never sleeps and neither should you

Eats industrial ball bearings as a post-practice snack

Insists on having his uniform laundered in a mixture of crude oil and regret

MME

Murkmoor Engines

Murkmoor