62
OVR
26
6'2"
198 lbs
4
Archetype
“The guy who catches anything except what he's supposed to”
Backstory
Discovered at a Costco food court hot dog eating competition in Des Moines, Darius signed a professional contract despite having never played organized football at any level. He attributes his on-field confusion to an unfortunate mix-up with his contact prescription that makes everything look slightly too close.
In the Booth
Darius speaks like he just woke up from a nap and isn't sure if he's in a meeting or a Sonic drive-thru.
Catchphrases
That's cap, fam
Yessir, no cap
Known Quirks
Wears intentionally mismatched socks (left horizontal stripes, right polka dots) for "directional balance"
Frequently forgets which direction the end zone is and runs confused routes with genuine confidence
Team
Thornwick Ramblers
Thornwick