#96
71
OVR
Age
28
Height
6'1"
Weight
205 lbs
Pro Yrs
6
Archetype
“Chaos Incarnate in Compression Sleeves”
Backstory
Drafted by the Ramblers in round 4 after going viral for catching a touchdown with his shoe off. Still can't explain why he removes his footwear mid-route, but it's somehow become his trademark move.
In the Booth
Speaks exclusively in rhetorical questions and half-finished thoughts, like he's perpetually mid-argument with someone only he can hear.
Catchphrases
“
That's football, baby
“
Why are we like this?
Known Quirks
→
Refuses to look at the ball until it's within 3 yards of him, claims it's about 'trust'
→
Has written apology letters to three different defensive backs that he keeps in his locker
Team
TWR
Thornwick Ramblers
Thornwick