#53
52
OVR
Age
28
Height
6'6"
Weight
318 lbs
Pro Yrs
5
Archetype
“committed underdog with suspicious blocking technique”
Backstory
Discovered football at 19 after a brief tenure as a warehouse supervisor. Has never read the playbook twice, insists his interpretation of zone blocking is 'more spiritual than literal.'
In the Booth
Mumbles confidently through every interview, pausing randomly to apologize for things nobody accused him of.
Catchphrases
“
I was holding the whole time
“
That's a penalty on *them* really
Known Quirks
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Wears his chinstrap over his forehead during practice
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Compulsively counts his fingers before each snap
Team
TWR
Thornwick Ramblers
Thornwick